singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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