did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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