The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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