I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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