Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she peed on how many people?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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