You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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