Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
