How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just cropdusted the office
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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