i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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