I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
where does the pee come out of this thing
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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