Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
This house was built for laser tag.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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