Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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