I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize