She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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