No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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