I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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