Do you still have your period?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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