Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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