I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she woke up with a sticky ear
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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