i just wanna soil my oats bro
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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