out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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