Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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