you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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