You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
