The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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