I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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