I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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