ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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