I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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