It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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