u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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