omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i just had sex bonerless
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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