So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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