He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I checked into jail on foursquare
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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