It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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