we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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