sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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