I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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