Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He has the fingertips of a God
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