Nicole vs. Life
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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