i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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