I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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