walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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