I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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