Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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