I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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