Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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