Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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