She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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