Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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