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Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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