and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Are we still banned from the library?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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