Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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