thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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